Turret - Portal
Cosplay by: contenebratio
Yesterday I cosplayed as a Turret from Portal, and I kinda loved it.
so you know how everyone is always like lol illuminati 666 hail satan the south will rise again etc.
well today i was like hey what exactly was the illuminati anyways? and i
Next time on: I didn’t know I was a member of the Illuminati.
Plot twist: Tumblr is literally the Illuminati.
am i in a cult
"Your mom must be a terrible parent for letting you dye your hair blue, listen to screamo music and wear all that dark makeup and clothing. My mom would kill me if I looked or acted like you."
Sounds like you’ve got the terrible parents and not me.
He has a deep voice for a 14-year-old
this makes me feel uncomfortable
his balls didn’t just drop when he hit puberty, they fell to the fucking floor
business skeleton master post
Been waiting for this
shoutout to the hardworking middle class skeletons for keeping Skeleton Hell’s economy threehunnid during these harsh times of war
The most powerful man in England, ladies and gentlemen.
I’d be laughing ll the way out the door
do u at least get to see a dick tho
tumblr user fangks asks the real questions
my mother has been there and reports that yes you do get to see the dick and also it’s worth it
i would not be ashamed then
fuck “walk of shame” i’d strut out of the bathroom like yes bitch i just saw a nice dick what have you done with your life